Redline

I have just realized that in approximately a year and a half, or 15 months (of school), I will be done.
There's a key difference between freshmen and juniors, says my senior friend Sara. Not Kiwi, but Sara.
"The mentality is totally different. Freshmen think "I'm finally in high school!"
Juniors think "I can't wait to get out of this dump." Same rule applies to seniors."

Moving on.
Today at lunch was freaking awesome. Ashley and I shared a Redline... the label on that legal liquid crack is HILARIOUS.

Here's the wikipedia article.

Redline or Redline RTD is the name of a thermogenic energy drink manufactured by VPX (Vital Pharmaceuticals, Inc.).

Marketed towards the fitness industry, it is sold as an energy drink in gyms or health food stores. The beverage includes anhydrous caffeine, evodiamine, tyrosine, yerba mate extract, green tea extract, 5-HTP, vinpocetine, and Yohimbine.

Redline, unlike most energy drinks, has no calories or sugar. Redline is sweetened with Sucralose and is sold in five flavors (grape, green apple, berry, peach mango, and mandarin orange).

Due to its higher caffeine content, it is not recommended for those who are very sensitive to caffeine. Redline recommends that first time consumers drink just half the bottle (8 ounces).[1]

And here's the warning label!

WARNING: NOT FOR USE BY INDIVIDUALS UNDER THE AGE OF 18 YEARS. DO NOT USE IF PREGNANT OR NURSING. Consult a physician or licensed qualified health care professional before using this product if you have, or have a family history of, heart disease, thyroid disease, diabetes, high blood pressure, depression or other psychiatric condition, glaucoma, difficulty in urinating, prostate enlargement, or seizure disorder, or if you are using a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI) or any other dietary supplement, prescription drug, or over-the-counter drug containing ephedrine, pseudoephedrine, or phenylpropanolamine (ingredients found in certain allergy, asthma, cough or cold, and weight control products). Do not exceed recommended serving. Exceeding recommended serving may cause adverse health effects. Discontinue use and call a physician or licensed qualified health care professional immediately if you experience rapid heartbeat, dizziness, severe headache, shortness of breath, or other similar symptoms. The consumer assumes total liability if this product is used in a manner inconsistent with label guidelines. Do not use for weight reduction. KEEP OUT OF REACH OF CHILDREN.

*chuckles* oh lord it was fun.

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~mimi